conjectural navel gazing; jesus in lint form

upcoming gigs

Here is the latest update from the band. Be ye warned, the person who writes these emails has some personal issues. They sometimes manifest themselves in peculiar ways.

Nonetheless, read on! Oh, and send the email to your friends. These gigs will be a blast!

What happened to One of the Girls? They haven't had a gig since June. Did they
get Heat Dementia?

Close.

They got Space Dementia. After fighting Killer Martian Zombie Vampires. But
don't worry. They saved the babes.

Now they're back to teach America the lessons they learned on their wild Martian
ride. Through some face-melting 21st Century Folk Music.

Or maybe they'll just play some benefits for a pair of up-and-coming Chicago
theatre companies.

Wednesday, August 3, 2005
7 PM
Actor's Revolution Theatre
Wine Tasting & Benefit
Blue Bayou Bar and Grill
3734 N. Southport Ave.
Chicago, IL
$20
(includes wine tasting,
unlimited Sam Adams beer,
& light snacks)

Saturday, August 20, 2005
7 PM
Theater Entropy Benefit
High Risk Gallery
1113 W. Belmont
Chicago, IL
Tickets are $30.00,
or $20.00 with H/R
RSVP by calling 773.505.6766 or
theatreentropy@hotmail.com

DIE MARTIAN SCUM!

Love,

ONE OF THE GIRLS
Tom Schorsch
Sean Sullivan
Tripp Hudgins
Roger Sherman